my hubby is funny

We are trying to convince David to come visit us again this weekend. Pete just sent him this email:


listen, Dirty Don David, this is important:

(WARNING: SEVERE GUILT TRIP AHEAD)

1. this is our last weekend in MA
2. amy and i are both deeply, if not romantically, in love with you
3. this is our last weekend in MA
4. Las Ventas sells kick ass Spanish goods and the guy is FROM MADRID. we can cook a ridiculous meal tomorrow night and it will taste delicious and we might even say something like, 'yes, this sure is good.'
5. there is a party here tomorrow night. granted, Lady Coach may have first dibs on you as a date, but i will put in some sort of effort. not really. but i do want you to come. Epeli is going and you remember/like him. huge guy that looks like the bouncer outside the Mercer Hotel.
6. this is our last weekend in MA
7. how many more times in our lives will you and i get to play/sing Patience together? 6... 7 tops.
8. being drunk is better than not being drunk
9. if you don't come you don't care
10. this is our last weekend in MA

PLEASE CONSIDER/JUST COME

if you come i might even do a special dance that's so special that i can't even conceive of it yet. you get the picture.

love,
Don P. and L.C.

circa 2005